The MTV reality show, The Jersey Shore is possibly one of the worst shows to be made...ever, and yet viewers seem to be hooked. Its not new for MTV reality shows to attract such a captive audience, whats new is that they managed to make the worst show ever and make it the most talked about show. In addition to the outfits that could barely pass as underwear, the fake tans and woman beating, The Jersey Shore has provided its viewers with quotes that could make anyone's jaw drop.
1. "I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend. And I felt like eating ham and drinking water."
2. "I feel this job is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I do great things."
3. "That's what you get from putting a fat girl's ass in your face. That's how you get pink eye."
4. "I love the Jersey shore. I love being a guidette. But no one can understand how I feel right now."
